Check Out This Awesome Cool Game And INSTALL NOW!
Hay hay, check out this awesome game like right now! Seriously you have not seen anything like this now or in your previous life. So if you lived in a cave this will look like your most desirable paleo meal (hint hint dinosaur fillet on the grill.) Just imagine for one sec this is better than your favorite dish your mama makes. Really? Really, that’s right. It’s even better than spring break (give me a break), but it’s true. So now that I have you excited go ahead and click on the little button called “install” and be careful. DON’T YOU DEAR MOVE OR CHANGE THE SCREEN. You never know what it could happen. Last person to make this mistake reported some unusual activities like his phone dissolving in to a crystal clear liquid in front of his eyes just to see it running in the garbage b/w his hands. But I hope this will never happen to you cause you will do the right thing “like clicking on the install button and downing this game NOW.” But be prepared for a super cool extra terrestrial intergalactic ship to blow by you, and may be pick you up in a alien saucer or something. So now, that you know this game is way cooler than anything you’ve seen so far, even the cool shirt that you are wearing now. Go ahead and do me and yourself a favor down this game and get in to your super crystal clear awesomeness future life!
>How To Play
-Easy To Play But Hard To Master
-Press On The Screen Fast And Chop Away
-Watch For Branches They Will Kill You
-Keep Chopping As Fast and Switch Sides Quick
-Unlock New Characters With a High Score
-Supper Fun and Addicting Arcade